Dino sh*t or Coprolite
Coprolite is fossilised sh*t, many millions of years old sh*t. Don’t expect the number two of a T-rex, though. This is a little sh*t. Not smelly of course, that would be impossible, because this sh*t is millions of years old, and the bacteria that cause the sh*tty smell are long gone.
Apparently, it is not only the outside that is fossilised, but also everything that is inside. We wouldn’t know, because we’re not gonna cut that sh*t open. But Palaeontologists do, they really want to know their shit inside out.
To make this piece of sh*t look luxurious, we put it on a beautiful, handcrafted brass stand. ‘Cause it’s expensive sh*t.